So, on the opening day, English journalists clustered round Ramaswami Mohan, the veteran Hindu correspondent, checking how Vikram Rathore was spelt, what his antecedents were et al. Most newspapers carefully pointed out that the name is pronounced 'Rathod'. The general, cheerful tone betrayed a conviction that, for all England's woes, India will provide flimsy opposition. There's only Kumble, whose 100-plus wickets for the Northants last summer is still fresh in English minds. But Graeme Hick demolished both him and Hirwani in his 215, seen as a major declaration of intent. Even in that dismal Indian tour of 1993, when England lost all three Tests, Hick was the one success.