1. Machine to locate the truth in newspapers.
2. Machine to identify revolutionaries in crowds.
3. Machine to discover what our domestic pets think about us.
4. Machine to give you a ticket to anything as soon as your cry.
5. Machine to preach wisdom to a charging bull.
6. Machine to substitute your enemy as the victim in your place in a bad dream.
7. Machine to pull wool over others' eyes.
8. Machine to have your cake and eat it too.
9. Machine to give 316 correct replies to the statement: 'No use thrashing me uncle, I'll never become a good fellow.'
