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That Perfect Vacation

It's a global scrimmage. If the militia don't get you, malaria will....

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That Perfect Vacation
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Razors pain you, rivers are damp
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give
Gas smells awful, you might as well live.
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