A picture of Virat Kohli talking on the phone—after India’s 5-0 T20I series sweep over New Zealand—has marshalled the classic British wit out of England all-rounder Ben Stokes. “If you were on the phone with Virat Kohli, what would you tell him?” ESPNcricinfo tweeted. Stokes’s riposte: “Ben Stokes—if you know you know.” Ben Stokes??? Well, sounds like a homonym of an expletive Kohli uses on the cricket field. And it rhymes too.
