Idiot's Guide To Fashion Week

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First row: A row created by people who want to sit in the front
Male model: Invisible man
The show will start at 9 pm: The show will start at 10:30 pm
Fall: Season in some other country
Pret: Absolutely ready-to-wear with horn-like twigs in the hair, platypus-like footwear and golden handbag
Mwah mwah, nice to see you: What an atrocious blouse
Inspiration: Someone else's work
Seminar: Something that is not very important, hence kept in the morning at 10
Delhi designers: Mumbai designers in larger numbers
Off-the-record: I am lying
Socialite: A famous woman who is famous because she is famous
Earring: Male accessory