GOKUL,Colaba: 'Akka' adda gone gay; serves quarters and pegs.Close to Bade Mian's kababs. Part of every immigrant's education.
MAHESH/APOORVA, Fort: Machchi scores over beer. Dalal Street types couldn't care less. Bachunawadi Kababs from midnight-4am.
BEHRAM, Falkland Road: Bang in the redlight area, serves everything from rotgut to Chivas Regal even on Gandhi Jayanti.
GOLDEN CROWN, Grant Road: Last to take 'last orders'. A favour with journos crawling home. Swanky new 'Pisces' is a plus.
CANARA LUNCH HOME, Bandra: Close to the Goan buses take-off point. So alcoholic part of holiday begins early. Rs 200 for two.