Ritz-Carlton Suite:
At the Ritz-Carlton Moscow, it features floor-to-ceiling windows with views of the Kremlin, Red Square, St Basil’s Cathedral etc. About $24,500/N, with five-a-day F&B ‘presentations’ and heated floor, piano and library to entertain yourself.ritzcarlton.com
Bridge Suite:
At The Atlantis, Bahamas, on the bridge connecting the resort’s two Royal Towers. Besides great views, it offers hand-painted linens, two master bedrooms, private butler, gold-decorated rooms with 12-foot ceilings. About $25,000/N;atlantis.com
Royal Suite:
At The Plaza Hotel, New York City; this is a 4,490 sq ft, 3-bed, 3-bath penthouse-floor hugeosity with private gym, dining room for a dozen guests, 24-hour white-glove butler service… And, of course, views of Central Park. $32,000/N;theplazany.com
Villa Cupola Suite:
At the Westin Excelsior, Rome, a 6,100 sq ft Roman excess of hand-frescoed walls and dome ceilings, stained-glass windows, private kitchen and wine cabinet, Murano glass chandelier, antique mosaic dining table and a private Dolby Digital cinema. $32,500/N;starwoodhotels.com
Ty Warner Penthouse:
At the Four Seasons Hotel, NYC. Glass balconies overlooking Central Park, Mercedes Maybach or Rolls Royce Phantom with chauffeur, 25-foot ceilings, semi-precious stone surfaces, custom furniture and furnishings woven with platinum and gold thread, cut-glass chandeliers, all TV channels worldwide, unlimited global telephone calls, personal butler, art concierge and therapist. $36,000/N;fourseasons.com/newyork
Royal Villa:
Grand Resort Lagonissi, Athens. Private butler, chef and pianist, private indoor pool as well as heated outdoor pool and gym, steam bath, massage room and private marina and beach nearby. $50,000/N;lagonissiresort.gr
Maharajah’s Pavilion:
At Raj Palace Hotel, Jaipur, 16,000 sq ft, four floors connected by private elevator and decorated in gold leaf and ivory, private roof terrace with jacuzzi, private spa adjoining pleasure pavilion and, um, museum with the Thakur’s old throne and bolsters. $17,000/N;rajpalace.com
Royal Penthouse:
At Hôtel Président Wilson, Geneva, 18,000 sq ft, 12 bedrooms, cocktail lounge for 40 guests, 103-inch TV, Steinway grand, billiard room, salon, fitness centre, 24/7 PA, butler, chef, helipad, private elevator, bullet-proof windows with views of Mont Blanc and Lake Geneva… $81,000/N;hotelpwilson.com
Presidential Suite:
At the Montage Beverly Hills, with on-site fashion consulting from stylist Joe Katz, charged extra, and Mercedes-Benz to drive during stay.$9,500/N;montagebeverlyhills.com