Smoking woes

Enpee is tired of her husband’s macho Zippo which just won’t do its job and demanded that I get her a whole box of disposable BIC lighters. Her husband also has a habit of spiriting away ashtrays in order to clean them just when she has happily settled into her rocking chair with a cigarette. Enpee has complained bitterly about this “ashtray insensitivity” so I decided to get her her very own pocket ashtray which springs open at the press of a button and presents a cigarette rest, allows her to tip the ash into it, shut it and slip it into her pocket. What’s more: she can clean it only when she wants to clean it. I bought it for € 5 in a souvenir shop in Amsterdam.