Cardano is zooming up. Bitcoin has bounced back…what did your fund manager tell you? My neighbour’s into stocks, but he does not touch it; his son in Montreal is in on the game though. How about Ethereum…aren’t they rolling out 2.0? This is an all-time high. Look at El Salvador—they know a thing or two about coups, after all! This one’s a real coup. Almost as good as what the Mayans did back in the eighth century, using chocolate as money. Wait, is this a currency? Or a commodity? A plane or a bird? Does it even exist?