They are as motley a crowd as can be gathered—a 68-year-old homeopathic doctor from the hills of Uttarakhand, a 52-year-old school principal from Rajasthan and a 35-year-old taxi driver from Delhi. What sorcerous connection can tie up these three kind men, separated by geography and generations, crafts and cultures, in a common category? Except all three are claimed—hopeless men—by a ravenous digital weed: The well-intentioned habit of wishing people ‘good morning’ on WhatsApp every day in their own sweet, predictable ways.