Indian foreign office officials are jubilant after PM Manmohan Singh’s master stroke of appointing Jaswant Singh as India’s permanent representative to the UN has started showing expected results. Less than a month after his arrival in New York, Jaswant Singh has emerged as the major hope of all Third World nations. In Pyongyang, North Korea’s Great Leader Kim Jong stated: "If Jaswant Singh succeeds in destroying America we will abandon our nuclear programme."
Jaswant Singh has already convinced most Americans that President Bush is Beijing’s mole in the US administration. National security advisors took Jaswant Singh’s innuendos seriously after he accurately pinpointed the CIA’s mole in India. It might be recalled that India’s PM had asked why he had not taken Vajpayee into confidence about his suspicions of a CIA mole in the PMO. Jaswant Singh made a cryptic remark which only US analysts correctly deciphered. He said: "Dr Manmohan Singh has been in the same position that I was." Analysts pointed out that while Jaswant Singh served PM Vajpayee, Manmohan Singh had served PM Rao. Clearly, Jaswant Singh was hinting that the CIA moles were Vajpayee and Rao. That was why he could not disclose names.
US pollsters expect Republicans to be trounced in the US Congress elections because most Americans now believe that President Bush is China’s spy. This gives little comfort to Beijing because China itself is locked in a fierce power struggle. Jaswant Singh’s exposures convinced most diplomats that Premier Wen Jiabao is a CIA mole. After Jaswant Singh’s revelations trickled down from the UN to Beijing, President Hu Jintao lost all confidence in Wen Jiabao. China watchers cannot decide how the power struggle will end.
European powers are facing their own crisis after Jaswant Singh passed on to President Chirac a letter from RSS chief K.S. Sudershan to Uma Bharati. Although the contents of the letter are not known, knowledgeable sources claim the letter clearly proves that President Putin is Britain’s MI6 mole assigned the specific task of destroying France and Germany. In Britain, Tony Blair is under fierce attack for being a RAW mole after Jaswant Singh highlighted the increasing number of citizens of Indian origin nominated to the House of Lords. More startling exposures are expected in Jaswant Singh’s forthcoming book, A Call to Horror. Even before its release, advance orders have made it America’s number one bestseller.
(Puri can be reached at rajinderpuri2000@yahoo.com)
